Comments On How HR depts tackle attrition

Source : http://www.rediff.com/money/2007/sep/03attrition.htm

The cyber majdoor has got some suggestions for you HR people! And some for Rediff too! Check these out !

Sample I

Ways to tackle Attrition !!!
by Bhola on Sep 03, 2007 04:48 PM | Hide replies

H.R. Dept.
1. Should increase packages of employees by 30 % every year.
2. S*xy ladies should be kept in the office in the ratio of 1 men : 2 ladies.
3. Good food should be served free of cost in the company premises.
4. There should be 4 working days / week with 6 hour per day (including breakfast / lunch).
5. There should be entertainment facilities like Men and Women Swimming Pool , one picture every Sunday to all staff and Hotel Party to all employees.
6. Performace Bonus should be given @ 3 months salary during Diwali p.a. (Irrespective of company's finacial performace).
7. Daily allowance while Outstation travelling should be @ of Rs. 500 / day.
8. Lastly, there should be less work on each employee's table.

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RE:Ways to tackle Attrition !!!
by m m on Sep 03, 2007 04:51 PM
You SAID it Bhola!!!!! I wish you run a bisiness with all these facilities, I will be the first to join you!!!!

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RE:Ways to tackle Attrition !!!
by Amrit Patil on Sep 03, 2007 04:58 PM
Please add one more demand, every weekend company should throw a Cocktail dinner party.

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Sample II

here they are talking about whether this Article was cooked properly...

Attrition
by Umakant Hulyalkar on Sep 03, 2007 04:03 PM | Hide replies

The article is halfcooked. After reading the bold title, I though I would find something really innovative to address the problem. But there is absolutely nothing inside. And I am not sure if Genpact's idea recruiting 15% can be termed as innovative !!!

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RE:Attrition
by Bond Kumar on Sep 03, 2007 04:29 PM
agreed

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RE:Attrition
by gireesh pillai on Sep 03, 2007 04:35 PM
Not even half cooked. Its totally useless

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RE:Attrition
by suni mathew on Sep 03, 2007 04:51 PM
not only useless. It's piece of shit....

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And here are few Rediff users, trying to find each other! Hats off to their creativity!

Sample III

Lets make a difference
by Roshni S on Aug 29, 2007 03:02 PM | Hide replies

Way 2 go
Awesome

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RE:Lets make a difference
by Mehta Associates on Aug 29, 2007 03:27 PM
Is this Roshni sen of South Point, by any chance?

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RE:Lets make a difference
by Shashank on Aug 29, 2007 03:44 PM
is this Mehta Associates of Kanpur by any chance ?

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RE:Lets make a difference
by Sujit Kumar on Aug 29, 2007 05:52 PM
Is this Shashank from TORA-BORA hill, Afganistan ?

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RE:Lets make a difference
by arpit patel on Aug 29, 2007 06:47 PM
IS this sujit Kumar from kala ghoda

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