Breaking News!!!

Ok , this deviates a bit from the theme of this blog but wrote it today and thought few of you may enjoy it.

I also write at Fropper ezBlogs and this post was intended for there.

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The way I see the Media, especially TV having breaking news every 30th of a milisecond, I sometimes wonder, what will be the Headlines of the future.

Disclaimer - The content below is completely original and resemblance to any living pig is totally intended!
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Breaking News 1.

A 6 year old boy , Dhakelu - watches TV for 24 hours non-stop!
Oh we forgot to tell you that he was in a 90 feet deep well.Since we have come a long way from the time when Mr Prince ( he was last seen digging a well in Rajasthan, but who cares now) fell in a deep well and we earned lots of money and $$$ and footage , today we were able to provide a 1 Ton AC, 42" LCD TV, One fridge to him within 20 minutes of his fall.

We have installed special cameras for your better viewing and also have sent a Make-up man, a Gym trainer to help poor Dhakelu out. Also, we have installed donation boxes outside 35673 temples in the name of Dhakelu.Please donate generously so that I can plan my 5th honeymoon in Switzzerland with my 4th boyfriend .If you cant go to temple, then SMS DHAKELUTV to 420840 and we will happily deduct Rs 5 from your account.

Please stay tuned,very soon our honorable Minster will come to visit Dhakelu in the well.We will tell you more after this very short break of 15 minutes.

Breaking News 2

Left Parties go Right
In a surprising development, today Left parties decided that our PM cannot walk with his right leg, since it does not comply with the communist ideology.For your information, our PM cannot use his Left leg as per the contract of the alliance between Left Parties and Kaan-grass.So, all work has been stalled since special wheelchairs from China are yet to arrive.
This led to a huge uproar in the Power-lia-(did-not)-meant and all the Chickens oops Members decided to walk out on their Left leg.There was some commotion as one male chicken could not balance himself and fell on one esteemed young female chicken.We apologise that we cant show you the footage since the censors have banned it.

Breaking News 3

Munna Dhatt drinks 20 ML more milk than yesterday!!!
Munna Dhattt, our beloved ex-druggie and Gunner, drank 20 ML more milk than yesterday in Yeda Jail.His closed friends, authorities and even the Rampyari in Jogeshwari tabela are overjoyed after hearing this news.One of his close friend said. "It was not right that someone like Munna had to go to jail and drink Urea- milk for so long.What about preferential treatment to celebrities like him? The times are very bad, innocent common man today is going scot free and our dear Munna is in jail.The Chillum industry is totally behind Munna because lot of money is invested in him."
To mark this occasion , we will conduct a debate on importance of Rampyari''s milk at 8 PM today. Dont miss it!
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Phew! This is for today. Hope it was good fun for all of you.Your comments may encourage me to write more of this in later posts!
Cheers,
Me